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Mr. Manager
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hey. cool. you have a lot of followers. would you ever consider doing a promo for someone?
Anonymous asked

HI BILLY MAYS HERE COMING STRAIGHT TO YOU WITH A PROMO UNLIKE ANYTHING YOU’VE EVER SEEN BEFORE WITH THE NEW JONAH HILL

YOU’RE PROBABLY TELLING YOURSELF RIGHT NOW “BILLY, I ALREADY HAVE A JONAH HILL. WHY DO I NEED ANOTHER ONE?” WELL I’LL TELL YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT THIS IS A JONAH HILL FOR EVERY OCCASION. ACTING. CAMEOS. DOING A VOICE FOR THE AWKWARD CHARACTER IN A DREAMWORKS FILM. GETTING HIS DICK OUT OF A BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR NOMINATION. ANYTHING! HE’S GREAT AROUND THE HOUSE! IN THE YARD! AT YOUR COUSIN’S QUINCEANERA. YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE GOING TO BE OVER THE MOON, NOT OVER THE “HILL” FOR THE NEW JONAH HILL. ACT NOW AND YOU’LL GET ALL THREE EDITIONS OF THE NEW JONAH HILL!

FAT!

IN SHAPE!

ANIMATED!

SO CALL OUR TOLL-FREE NUMBER BECAUSE THIS OFFER IS GOING FASTER THAN THE AMOUNT OF FUCKS SPOKEN IN WOLF OF WALL STREET. WE’RE PRACTICALLY GIVING THIS JONAH HILL AWAY FOR THE LOW LOW PAYMENT OF $19.99. ACT NOW AND GET AN ADDITIONAL JONAH HILL FREE WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID WHY AREN’T YOU CALLING DON’T YOU WANT YOUR JONAH HILL

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richwhitelesbian:

earthkingdomprincess:

in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began

how long until it ends? fuck this war

(Source: kenzotenma)

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In my 8th grade creative writing class we had to write a dystopian short story for a major project and I wrote a parody of H.G Wells’ the Time Machine where an avid music enthusiast goes to the far future to see the advancement of music and the new methods in which it’s produced only to find a war-ridden wasteland with scattered KIDZ BOP albums being the only thing in-tact 

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I have no idea how people in action movies keep their cool and continue talking to the villains after getting shot

i’d probably be massively sobbing and shouting “fuck you” a lot the whole time until the villain just sort of feels uncomfortable and awkwardly makes their exit 

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I want to go back in time to the early 90’s when Sonic the Hedgehog was like the coolest fucking thing ever and just show everyone what’s become of him today and the current state of the Sonic fandom

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fanfictionimg:

Sonic goes to the doctor and gets a vaccine shot and doesn’t even cry. He is brave no matter what. 

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ay-ayrawn:

The films of Wes Anderson

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